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Registration date : 2009-03-25

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PostSubject: Butt Pirates...   Butt Pirates... I_icon_minitimeFri May 01, 2009 1:59 pm

The Butt Pirates are a highly organized, intelligent machine that has been terrorizing any and every cruise line in the world. Their gang is made up of elite Special Forces solders from Brittan and the USA. Feeling disgruntled, they have decided to use their powers of stealth and strength for evil…
The way their operation works is simple; all of the members plan a vacation through a cruise line. They get on the vessel, have fun and party for some time, and when the boat is furthest from shore, that’s when the fun starts… They assemble guns made up of super dense plastic and rubber compound kept in there luggage and start the looting and piracy. They first hit the casino’s, then the ball room, then the residential quarters of the rest of the guests… looting anything and everything in their way; the men, the women, the children, the captain, the cooks, the captains dog, even the retard that they hired through the special Olympics program… The Butt Pirates have no mercy… After all the looting they kick everyone off the ship, that is accept for the security that tried to fight back to stop them… They keep them on the ship and eventually make them walk the plank by hitting them in the face with the butts of there guns. While they do this they say phrases like “taste my butt” or “how do you like my butt in your mouth” which is the way that they have earned their name THE BUTT PIRATES!
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